Why don’t you tune in and turn them on?

Sir Elton was right about sad songs. Why does it feel so good to hurt so bad?

I DJ’d on Tuesday night at the bowling alley and played one of my favorite Kinks songs, “Come Dancing.” It’s totally different from most of the Kinks’ library, and it was a polarizing record when it debuted in 1983:

It also made me realize that I love songs that have happy melodies but melancholy lyrics.

In fact, “Come Dancing” actually makes me sad, ever since I learned the back story. Do you know the back story?

If you don’t want to be sad, you may want to skip this next part.

Ready?

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Nice, polite Republicans

(“Parks & Recreation,” NBC)

Every leftist I know basically pees their pants laughing at the concept of NPR being “too liberal.” If anything, the public radio broadcaster twists itself into knots trying to present the “reasonable side” of right-wing arguments — even if they can’t find a reasonable argument and they essentially have to invent one.

The standard joke in left-wing circles is that NPR stands for “Nice, Polite Republicans.” If NPR is “liberal,” it’s only “liberal” when compared to commercial, for-profit news-talk radio, which is almost 100 percent across-the-board conservative.

The controversy flared up a few days ago, when an NPR news editor, Uri Berliner, published an article on a right-wing website, The Free Press, arguing that the public broadcaster is staffed by partisan Democrats who skew the service’s journalism and push excessive, unwarranted coverage of topics such as racism, reproductive health and LGBTQ rights.

Berliner, who was suspended without pay for five days for disparaging his employer, has now resigned in protest.

The conservative media is having a field day with Berliner’s article (which is undoubtedly what he wanted).

Republicans in Congress want to use the article as justification for their efforts to completely de-fund NPR (never mind that only 1 percent of NPR’s funding comes from the federal government; another 9 percent or so comes indirectly from state and local sources, in places where NPR stations are owned by local and state governments).

Fox News has been blaring that “NPR’s scandals have reached a fever pitch” and the National Review has an editorial out, “Defund NPR.”

This is all, of course, horse hockey, as Col. Potter would say.

On his own blog, NPR host Steve Inskeep has demolished Berliner’s article. Berliner did more than just cherry pick facts, Inskeep says; he made things up.

Writes Inskeep: “He says there is no debate over stories at NPR, just a ‘frictionless’ process like an ‘assembly line.’ … Uri is a prominent editor—did he approve bad stories without friction?”

According to Inskeep, Berliner claims that NPR frequently uses the word “Latinx” to describe persons of Hispanic and Latin American descent; he cites it as an example of the network’s “wokeness.” So Inskeep says he did a search at npr.org for the previous 90 days:

“I found: 197 uses of Latino, 201 uses of Latina, and just nine uses of ‘Latinx,’ usually by a guest on NPR who certainly has the right to say it.” (The emphasis is Inskeep’s.)

Berliner’s article, says Inskeep, fails as journalism: “Uri calls for ‘viewpoint diversity’ but did not seem to embrace it for this article. He didn’t seek comment from anyone or otherwise engage anyone who had a different point of view. The failure to vet the story may explain why the errors and omissions all go in one direction, toward confirming the writer’s pre-existing opinions.”

Although NPR has issued a response to Berliner’s article, Inskeep concludes that there is no need for a point-by-point rebuttal; The Free Press, he says, “let (Berliner) publish an article that discredited itself.”

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Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul—I wanna get lost in your rock ’n’ roll

Is my GE Superadio answering to a higher power or does its automatic frequency control require a laying on of hands (and soldering iron)

The mug is from Cold War Motors in Ardrossan, Alberta: “Sick cars for a sick planet”

I have this somewhat battered, well-traveled GE Superadio III in my office. Most days, if it’s not tuned to WRCT at 88.3 or WPTS at 92.1, it’s on WZUM at 101.1 FM.

The Superadio was extremely popular with radio buffs about 10 or 20 years ago, to the point that (if I remember correctly) when it finally went out of production in the early 2000s, it was put back into production due to popular demand. There were even shortages reported by stores. For a while, they were selling for ridiculous prices on eBay.

The reasons for its popularity were excellent sound quality (instead of a single speaker, it’s got a massive woofer and a separate tweeter) on both AM and FM. In fact, on AM, there’s a “wideband” switch which enables many AM stations to sound almost as good as FM. (Without getting into too much technical mumbo-jumbo, it’s a definite case of “garbage-in, garbage-out” — if the AM station is transmitting a sufficiently good signal, the Superadio will sound pretty darn good. If it’s all crunched and compressed, it won’t.)

Anyway, I can’t pick up any AM stations inside the steel and concrete building in which I work. On FM, I’ve noticed the Superadio has a tendency to drift off frequency.

What that means is that sometimes, I’ll be listening to 101.1 FM and without me going near the radio, it will quietly drift over to 101.5 FM.

As you may know, 101.5 is WORD-FM, a Christian station. One minute, Ornette Coleman is wailing away on his saxophone; suddenly and imperceptibly, some dude with a Southern accent is going, “… IS WHY THE LORD COMMANDS YOU TO REJECT THE MODERNIST GOSPEL OF WOKE!”

To say it’s jarring is an understatement.

Occasionally, for research purposes, I’ll spend some time listening to WORD-FM, and I’ve got to tell you, even for someone who went to Episcopal pre-school and 13 years of Catholic school, WORD-FM is an excessive amount of Jesus. I don’t like all-sports radio and I’m not sure I like all-Jesus radio any better.

In case you think that WORD-FM is owned by a church or some other not-for-profit charity, it isn’t — it’s owned by Salem Media Group, which is traded on the stock market and is tied with Audacy (the currently bankrupt owner of KDKA) as the fifth-largest radio station company in the U.S.

Salem also owns WPIT (730) and WPGP (1250), a far-right conservative talk-radio station that brands itself as “The Answer,” and it’s definitely “The Answer” if the question is, “what Pittsburgh radio station sounds like it’s being translated from 1930s Germany”?

Salem recently signed Lara Trump to its podcast network. That’s enough to make you wish for a power outage.

Until last year, Salem also owned Regnery, the book publishing house that prints titles by such literary luminaries as Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz, Newt Gingrich, Josh Hawley, Michelle Malkin, Sarah Palin and Mike Pence.

(These are books, as the saying goes, not to be taken lightly; instead, they should be thrown, and with great force.)

In other words, Salem is part of the single overlapping circle of Republican politics and conservative Christianity in America. There is no daylight any more between MAGA and fundamentalist religion and corporate greed; it’s one big continuous grift.

Although Salem Media itself is currently losing money ($31 million during the three months that ended Sept. 30, 2023, and it was recently de-listed from the NASDAQ after its stock price fell under $1 per share), the top executives are crying all the way to the bank. Give me that old-time religion, it’s good enough to make Salem’s chairman of the board the 14th-highest paid executive in the broadcasting industry.

I wonder if anyone’s radio ever drifts the other way? Like, is there someone in Pittsburgh who’s getting some old-time Free Will Baptist Gospel drummed into their head from 101.5 FM, when their GE Superadio drifts over to 101.1 FM, and suddenly they’re hearing a Blossom Dearie record and their whole day becomes brighter.

Hallelujah! They’re saved from the eternal damnation of dreary corporate Jesus-talk radio.


From the No One Could Have Predicted This Would Happen Dept.:

In other news, a Utah man has been barred from attending school sports after “belligerently” accusing a 17-year-old girl of being transgender — even after being told the student had submitted their birth certificate.

“I wasn’t born yesterday, I know that’s a boy,” he said, according to the Salt Lake Tribune’s website.

As soon as we had conservatives policing transgender people from using public restrooms and playing sports, it was obviously going to be a short slide to policing non-transgender people (particularly young women and girls) who don’t look “pretty” or “feminine” enough.

Tolstoy said “happy families are all alike,” and so are fundamentalists and fascists.


The History of Scabby the Rat: The AFL-CIO posted a short history of “Scabby the Rat” on social media the other day.

Scabby the Rat, as you probably know, is a scrofulous-looking inflatable rodent who shows up wherever strike-breakers cross picket lines.

These days, I’ve heard rumors that Scabby the Rat has gone respectable and high-class. He edits a certain Pittsburgh newspaper.

Ask Mr. Answer Person

I think these questions were originally intended for the Shell Answer Man, but since he’s busy trying to get Platformate stains out of his lab coat, I’ll have to do.


Mike writes:

Hi Jay,

Long time listener, first time emailer…

Hey, my eight-year-old son and budding radio enthusiast (he wants to have a show on WRCT someday) requested a radio/CD player for Christmas, “So I can listen to WRCT at home.”

The thing is, my car gets great reception of 88.3 but in the house, I have an old receiver with extended antenna that aren’t so great. We live in Brighton Heights.

Any recommendation of a brand that is good for reception? Everyone says Bose but I have no experience with it.

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Mr. Programmer, I got my hammer, and I am going to smash my radio

Listening to the new format on one of the local AM radio stations this morning made me wish for a thunderstorm. Loud static would have been more enjoyable

Starts Friday at a drive-in near you. Parental Guidance suggested.

Today’s get-up-and-get-moving jam is from the little-known 1978 disco movie, “Thank God It’s Friday,” starring West Homestead’s own Jeff Goldblum and Donna Summer:

I wouldn’t know the song if it weren’t for Barry Banker, formerly at WHJB (620) in Greensburg, who used it on Friday mornings.

Set in a fictional Los Angeles disco called “The Zoo,” the movie was more or less a box-office bomb. The film was produced in part by Motown Records, and it definitely proved that Motown should stick to records.


Today’s trivia question: What movie critic, reviewing “Thank God It’s Friday,” said, “When you describe it, it sounds like a lot more fun than it is when you see it”? Answer at the end.


Speaking of radio: Over the pandemic lockdown, when I was working from home every day, I discovered that 910 AM in Apollo, Pa., had switched to an oldies format and was billing itself as “Westmoreland Gold.” Believe it or not, even though I do an oldies show, I generally don’t listen to oldies during the week, but I enjoyed what they were doing — which included local newscasts and DJs.

A few months ago, the station and a sister station in Latrobe were sold to something called “Disruptor Media,” which promised to convert the stations to “conservative talk,” because Lord knows, there’s not enough conservative talk radio in the United States.

I punched the station up this morning and caught a little bit of the “John Frederick Show,” where I learned that Hillary Clinton is a Maoist who wants to put Republicans into re-education camps “just like the KGB did.”

(This was prompted by an interview that Clinton did with CNN in which she compared Trump’s followers to members of a cult. “Maybe there needs to be a formal deprogramming of the cult members, I don’t know,” she said.)

Frederick’s guest said, “She’s been spouting Sal Alinsky ever since she was a kid.” I think he meant “Saul,” but who knows, maybe he meant “Sal.” Considering that Hillary Rodham was a volunteer for Barry Goldwater’s campaign and a member of the Young Republicans in high school and college, that information surprised me a little bit, but I continued listening.

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Dispatches from Dayton

Sunset over the Dayton Amateur Radio Association in Huber Heights. Isn’t it romantic?

On Saturday, I learned that something in Southwestern Ohio hates me (besides Trump voters, hey-yo!).

Dayton Hamvention is held at the Greene County Fair Grounds in Xenia, Ohio, and a windstorm came up Saturday afternoon. Suddenly my nose started running and I couldn’t stop sneezing. It’s been like that for about 48 hours, although over-the-counter antihistamines are helping. (I did test for COVID-19, just in case, but I’m negative.)


What else happened during the big weekend besides sneezing and wheezing? My big purchase was an Internet radio — meaning a radio set up specifically to easily tune in Internet streams.

I’ve been skeptical of stand-alone Internet radios. For one thing, I doubted they were easy to use. For another, I doubted they really had access to a wide range of stations. And finally, as someone who really loves AM and FM radio, it seemed like cheating.

It seems odd for me to have those prejudices, considering I help run an Internet radio station, but my feeling was, it was easy to tune in Internet radio on a phone or laptop — who needs a special device?

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C’est fantastique

I got a free trial of SiriusXM radio, and I’ve been dipping into the international stations — especially the French/Quebecois rock station, called “Attitude.”

I speak only a few words of French, and badly. Mostly I can say “en anglais s’il vous plait.” But I listen in case I hear any new songs I want to add to the playlist, and also because I enjoy hearing bands that don’t get played on U.S. radio.

I got in the car last night and to my surprise (and delight), “Attitude” was carrying the Montreal Canadiens game … en français.

Unfortunately for the Habs, they lost to the Anaheim Ducks, 5-2. Is how you say, le stinko?