Here are some recent headlines you may have missed if you don’t follow me on social media ….
Thurston Howell III defends Trump’s record after administration levies 50% tariff on exports from Gilligan’s Island.
Following U.S. Sen. Cory Booker’s record-setting 25-hour speech, Martin Scorsese announces a plan to release a director’s cut with five additional hours of footage.
The creation of a new major league for women has raised hopes that Pittsburgh could someday get a professional baseball team.
The business genius appointed to trim the U.S. government has found new efficiencies; he’s trimmed $11B in the value of his own company.
Facing protests, Sens. McCormick and Fetterman canceled plans for an afternoon of mutual manual stimulation; they instead spent Saturday doing one of their other favorite joint activities, punching hippies.
After President Trump objected to the official painting of him that was displayed in the Colorado State Capitol, calling it “distorted,” the governor has unveiled a new, more accurate portrait.
Newly declassified documents have identified the leader of the 1963 conspiracy to assassinate JFK.
You guessed it: Frank Stallone.
And finally (and I mean that, as Michael Feldman would say), “The Passion of the Christ 2” will begin filming in August.
According to a leaked script, in the new film, Jesus (Jim Caviezel) avenges His crucifixion armed only with shards of the true cross, a crown of thorns and a high-powered automatic rifle. Also stars Scott Baio as Pontius Pilate, Jon Voight as Herod and Dean Cain as Simon Peter.
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