Dear Supporter:
It’s another exciting year for us here at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, now under new, dynamic management under the inspired leadership of the greatest president in American history. Presenting over 2,000 performing arts shows and events each year, all of which are 100 percent certified as “woke-free,” the Kennedy Center is a vibrant campus celebrating patriotic American values and not the degenerate arts of coastal elites.
We invite you to check out all of this year’s colorful events, including these newly announced shows:
March 1-15: Women’s History Month celebration of Leni Riefenstahl
April 4-21: Kid Rock presents Wagner’s “Ring Cycle”
May 1-15: Kanye West presents “A Salute to Jewish Heritage Month”
June 7-20: “Mark Levin TONIGHT!!!”: a one-man show starring Ted Nugent
July 4-10: World Premiere of “NASCAR: The Opera” by Lee Greenwood
Aug. 7-21: Kevin Sorbo stars in “Jesus Christ Superstar.” Special guest star Caitlyn Jenner as Mary Magdalene.
Sept. 1-30: Scott Baio and Patricia Heaton in Rodgers & Hammerstein’s “The King and I.”
Oct. 15-30: “The Poetry of Sylvester Stallone.” Includes meet-and-greet with Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Light refreshments (raw milk and mixed-roadkill grill) will be served.
Nov. 6-13: Screenings of “The Birth of a Nation,” digitally remastered, with live accompaniment from the Liberty University Symphony Orchestra.
Dec. 1-15: “A Christmastime Comedy Salute to Mr. George Wallace”* (* NOTE: this show pays tribute to the former Alabama governor, not the comedian. No refunds will be issued.)
And don’t forget to check out our online gift shop for savings of 14 to 88 percent. Use promo code DOGE420.
Sincerely,
Your New Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts