(tune of “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”)
It was 20 years ago, in a rush
Sgt. Matthews told the bus to flush
A boat was underneath the loo
A hundred tourists got coated in poo
They needed tetracycline
The driver had to pay a fine
So let me introduce to you
Together after all these years
Dave Matthews’ Chicago Poop-Filled Boat!