I swear this is all true.
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Jay’s local drug store. Jay is standing in line to pay for a prescription. Behind him is an older lady, picking up a large bag of prescriptions. The pharmacist is at the cash register.
Pharmacist: “Don’t bother writing a check, your co-pay is only $3.”
Jay: “Well, then I’ll pay cash.” (Takes out wallet, drops money on the floor)
Pharmacist (laughing): “Anything that falls on the floor is property of the store.”
Jay (laughing): “Did you ever hear the one about what the pastor did with the collection after church? He threw all of the money up in the air and said, ‘Whatever God wants, He keeps, and whatever comes back down is mine.'”
Older Lady (clears throat)
Pharmacist (clears throat): “Actually, Sister Mary Ann is here picking up prescriptions for the rest of the nuns in the convent.”
Jay (turns red)
Older Lady (laughs): “Nevermind, actually, I thought that was a pretty good one.”
Pharmacist (laughs)
(the end)