If Donald Trump really did use the N-word on “The Apprentice,” as one of the show’s producers now says, it would be the least surprising thing that has ever happened.
It’s less surprising than finding out that bears crap in the woods, or that the Pope “strongly prefers” Catholicism.
It’s even less surprising than what happened when Ollie held up a nail, handed Stan a hammer, and said, “When I nod my head, you hit it.”
The only question left unanswered is, if his voters saw the tape of the incident, would his support go up 5 points or 10?
The producer — who says he was constrained until this year by a non-disclosure agreement — points out, “Trump has been called the ‘reality TV president.'”
But it’s not a good reality TV show. It’s not even one as good as “The Apprentice.” It’s amateur wrestling taped on a VHS camcorder at Eastland Mall in North Versailles. It’s a YouTube channel devoted to eating disgusting food combinations.
Wait! Maybe the whole last nine years have been a reality TV show, and the entire world has been punked.
C’mon, Ashton Kutcher. Show yourself, you bastard. Please?