Inspired by this article on Talking Points Memo, we’ve just created a new game called, “Rand or Ron?”
It’s the game where contestants try to decide, “Who said it? Rand Paul or Ron Swanson?”
- “I don’t want to live in a nanny state where people are telling me where I can go and what I can do.”
- “My dream is to have the parks system privatized and run entirely for profit, by corporations.”
- “You can’t tell me that you’re taxed enough already, then in the next breath say, ‘Bring me home some bacon.’ The pig has been picked clean.”
- “I think that all government is a waste of taxpayer money.”
- “I’m not someone who’s still sort of trying to figure out what I believe in.”
- “Do you hate poor people, or do you just hate poor people with jobs?”
- “History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake.”
- “We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends.”
- “I don’t plan on being bashful.”
- “I read all of Ayn Rand’s novels when I was 17.”
- “I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.”
- “The three most useless jobs in the world in order are: lawyer, congressman, and doctor.”
- “If our freedom is taken, the American dream will wither and die.”
Answers below the jump!
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Answers:
1, 3, 5, 6, 9, 10, 13: Rand Paul
2, 4, 7, 8, 11, 12: Ron Swanson