It’s time to play: “Rand or Ron?”

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Inspired by this article on Talking Points Memo, we’ve just created a new game called, “Rand or Ron?”

It’s the game where contestants try to decide, “Who said it? Rand Paul or Ron Swanson?”

  1. “I don’t want to live in a nanny state where people are telling me where I can go and what I can do.”
  2. “My dream is to have the parks system privatized and run entirely for profit, by corporations.”
  3. “You can’t tell me that you’re taxed enough already, then in the next breath say, ‘Bring me home some bacon.’ The pig has been picked clean.”
  4. “I think that all government is a waste of taxpayer money.”
  5. “I’m not someone who’s still sort of trying to figure out what I believe in.”
  6. “Do you hate poor people, or do you just hate poor people with jobs?”
  7. “History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake.”
  8. “We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends.”
  9. “I don’t plan on being bashful.”
  10. “I read all of Ayn Rand’s novels when I was 17.”
  11. “I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.”
  12. “The three most useless jobs in the world in order are: lawyer, congressman, and doctor.”
  13. “If our freedom is taken, the American dream will wither and die.”

Answers below the jump!


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Answers:

1, 3, 5, 6, 9, 10, 13: Rand Paul
2, 4, 7, 8, 11, 12: Ron Swanson

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