Am I M-I-A, or am I in Miami?

I’m sure these two news items are not related.

Also, I just fell off of a turnip truck:

And they tell me it’s swell in Miami
Spell Miami and then
Ask me why, am I
Whoa, M-I-A-am I
Feelin’ bad oh man, I can’t believe it
The fun I’vе had and I’m gonna have to leave it

I’ll go back up to Tarrytown and tеll the bagel ranch
I’ve found a good location for another branch
It’s right inside a hotel
In Miami
Spell Miami and then
Ask me why, am I
M-I-A-am I
In heaven, or am I in Miami?

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