Kamala Harris: Women’s reproductive health is on the ballot, we need incentives for small businesses to grow, and consumer prices are too damned high
Donald Trump: Arnold Palmer had an amazing schlong, we need to deport legal immigrants, I love ogling women
Undecided Voters: I don’t know enough about the candidates
The New York Times: Kamala Harris isn’t talking enough about issues that matter to the American public
Also, can we agree that this headline from the Tribune-Review (proprietor, the estate of the late Richard Mellon Scaife) brings spin to a whole new level?
“Trump reminisces about Arnold Palmer.” In other news, Richard Speck reminisces about dating student nurses; Hannibal Lecter reminisces about fava beans and Chianti.
Sportswriter Rick Reilly contends that in real-life, Arnold Palmer hated Donald Trump:
On a happier note, Alert Listener Mark S. reminds me that today is the birthday of my fellow Magyar Bela Lugosi, born Béla Ferenc Dezső Blaskó this day in 1882.
Pull the string! Pull the string!
Finally, I am reminded of all of those commercials that Arnold Palmer did for Pennzoil. He recommended it for all of your lubrication needs. And no wonder.
